fake movies: avengers lady centric au (for nyssa)
Peggy is the one to get stuck in ice in and survive the century. Pepper doesn’t get rid of Extremis and becomes Rescue. Bruce Banner stays under the radar leaving Betty as the authority in gamma radiation. Jane retains some of the Aether’s powers. Thor is busy ruling Asgard, therefore Sif is the one tasked to retrieve the Tesseract. Director Fury rounds them all up along with Black Widow for his Avengers Initiative and, Barton being compromised, Maria Hill steps up as the marksman of the team.
tldr; the ladies save the world instead
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
'little victories' by hanecdote
The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.
Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.
“It’s… Monty Python’s Flying Circus.”
dude just wait until the banjo drops
my friend talking about mumford & sons (via howidiotic
make me choose: jane foster or darcy lewis? asked by paperhorse108
sincerely, a person who has been on prozac for 9 years
this is in response to some shitty stuff i’ve seen on my dash recently. it’s super simplified, so if you’d like to know some more indepth stuff on how exactly it works, google it—OR BETTER YET actually talk to a mental health doctor psychiatrist person wow
Only one more chapter, then sleep.
The lies we tell ourselves while reading fanfiction. (via xpertangel
chris evans - for flaunt magazine
The photoshoot where Chris Evans looks like a truckstop hooker is an important part of manpelt.com